Everygob

A tiny goblin with a census clicker who insists it has counted literally everyone.

The seed is the word "everyone," which appears broadly in public chatter as a blanket statement, not a owned character. Everygob turns that habit into a simple mascot: a goblin whose entire purpose is overcounting the room. It is not political; the joke is the universal internet urge to speak for all humanity after reading three replies. The clicker gives it a repeatable visual gag, and the goblin shape is easy to redraw, costume, and remix without leaning on any existing brand character.

Angolo memePOV: Everygob has counted everyone again