Everything Goblin

A tiny goblin with too many pockets, proudly collecting absolutely everything except a plan.

Everything Goblin lives in the alley behind the meme bazaar, where lost trinkets mysteriously migrate into his coat by sunset. He is not rich, not organized, and definitely not in control; he just believes every bottle cap, bent key, and shiny pebble might become important later. His pockets jingle like a bad idea. When chaos appears, he doesn't solve it—he sorts it into even smaller chaos. The joke is simple: if a trend can absorb any object, caption, or reaction image, the Goblin already stuffed it in a pocket.

Angolo memePocket check: what useless relic did the Goblin save today?