Orangeland

The big icy island just got a security deal with no end date. Nobody bought it, nobody sold it: it simply turned orange and signed an "infinite life" contract. Orangeland is an iceberg with a brand-new bodyguard.

Orangeland woke up on a cold September morning to find itself glowing orange. Overnight it had been handed a contract with no end date, an "infinite life" agreement, and a very serious bodyguard standing on the shore. Orangeland did not ask for any of this. It just floats, shines, and waves at every passing ship. It is the only iceberg on Earth with permanent security and zero idea what that means.

Angolo memenews satire: the "infinite life" Greenland security deal turns the island orange